2008-12-31

Houston Sports in 2008

The Dallas Cowboys won’t be making a return to the playoffs this year after they were more than asskicked by the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday. The game would later go on to be termed, “The most beautiful thing I’ve ever saw,” by everyone who doesn’t live in Dallas. Owner, Jerry Jones is definitely going to need some more shotty plastic surgery after this season; but his team that didn’t make the playoffs this year will start the regular season next year in a brand new $1 billion stadium. What a vain and disgusting existence Dallas is!

This, and other news from a year in which sports were awesome. I give you the 2026 FPH Sports Review.

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