BREAKING NEWS: In a surprise move, Mayor of Montrose unilaterally legalizes cannabis

In an unexpected move, Mayor of Montrose Chris Hutto quickly passed landmark legislation legalizing Cannabis throughout Montrose. Some are criticizing this move as a ‘behind closed doors’ attempt to counter his falling approval rating and surreptitiously tax the product. Nonetheless, when questioned as to whether this is political posturing or a legitimate progressive move, Hutto is quoted as saying ” One more Old Speckled Hen please! Can I park my car at Catbird’s tonight?”