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    "Thus says Time Magazine. You are sad. Depressed. Well, not me. I am just fat. Oh well.",
    "Smile folks, you live in the empire during Pax Americana. We cry over superficial bullshit and subjugate whole populations in the same breath.",
    "Whatever you may think, today is MLK day and you would be hard pressed to deny the fact that he was indeed one of the clutchest Jedi Ascended Masters to grace this land. So keep yer head up and enjoy the day off."
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